Urgent! Need a Name

For our weekend project, Lucy and Dory's doghouse.  It's going to be red with white trim.  The only thing I can think of so far is Retriever Run.  I want to make a sign to hand on it some time, maybe with some house rules like:

You may only enter if:
  1. You have webbed toes.
  2. You like belly rubs.
  3. People mistake you for an amphibian.
  4. You have long, flowing butt hair.
  5. And you can carry an egg around in your mouth without breaking it.
3 Responses
  1. Connie Says:

    This is hard! We called my old dog's house the Poop Palace, but I think you're probably looking for something a little less...prosaic? I'll have to think on it! :)

  2. A little less. My girls are pretty much coprophobic, and fear poop, thank goodness.

  3. Connie Says:

    Oh, I forgot about that! Poor Lucy--it would scar her.